
It gets to a point during Ice Nine Killsâ set where you wonder how this was ever planned to not be in an arena. The Co-Op Live wasnât originally supposed to house this; demand meant it had to be upgraded. Thatâs the first part of all of thisâIce Nine Kills are just that popular. It helps that theyâre one of the scant top-enders of commercial metalcore with personality and colour, and thus, the embrace of them makes a lot more sense than with some of their contemporaries. But now that theyâre all in on the horror-movie theming, it couldnât be more noticeable how much capital-S Show they want to squeeze out of that. A stage as big as the Co-Op Liveâs is the ideal outcome for Ice Nine Kills, serendipity at its absolute finest. After all, youâre not getting Art the Clown from Terrifier whirling a flaming baby around by its umbilical cord at Viccy Warehouse, now, are you?
Before we get there, though, we have to start with the actual clown opening this bill. Somehow, TX2 has escaped from TikTok Land and is moonlighting as an actual musician. Heâs doing it very poorly, too. As a baseline, this is the most generic metalcore known to man that desperately believes itâs something more. What that âsomethingâ is remains to be seen, but it involves TX2 sliding on his knees like a child at the school disco on Feed and HOSTAGE, for whatever reason. At its worst, you get the closer I Would Hate Me Too, the one where our frontman famously describes himself as a âfive-four man-whoreâ and declares âIf youâre able to and donât put your hands up, go fuck yourself and cry yourself to sleepâ. He also struts around like heâs trying to be Mick Jagger, instead of some gobshite whoâs weaponised the TikTok user baseâs lack of taste to get here. So, yeah, of course itâs awful and cringe and a headache-and-a-half to even be around, but thereâs also an album coming in February, so letâs put a pin in the ire towards this one for now, eh?
Weâre still not in the clear yet, though, as itâs time for The Devil Wears Prada to prove that every worry for the Flowers era on the live stage remains founded. Theyâve certainly been having a time with how miserable the reception to that album has been, but even so, they can work on it. Instead, from the very first song Ritual, Mike Hranicaâs new role as âauxiliary presenceâ is cemented with depressing dependability. Heâs either way quieter than he should be, or trying to facade some enthusiasm and engagement in the big stretches where heâs just not needed. On the cottony ballad For You, especially, he seems stumped for purpose most of the time, a pseudo-hypeman if anything about this dishwater-core would warrant âhypeâ. Hell, when the crowdsurfers begin spilling over to Chemicalâs trundle, itâs almost like theyâre doing the band a favour. At least thereâs still Danger: Wildman in here, a night-and-day experience whereâfor the first and only timeâevery member seems geed up and excited to be here. Obviously, itâs not to last; the impotence of The Devil Wears Prada in its current state means they have a tough time not dragging their feet, let alone soaring.
Honestly, thank God for Creeper. After a bitter disappointment and an outright bomb, some reliability is a joyous outcome. What colours it even further is how this just feels like another day at the office for Creeper. Theyâre so attached to highfalutin gothic pomp that thereâs not a chance of them coming down; their bar is just that naturally high. Itâs a little disheartening, then, to see how the crowd donât appear to be as immediately taken with them as you might want. Itâs likely due to the different flavour of horror being served, where Creeper carry a loucheness thatâs distinctly British in feel, never to the cartoonish, OTT fare of tonightâs headliners. Itâs more classic in execution, too, expectedly so from a band whose current drapery is as Sisters Of Mercy-coded as it comes. As deserving as Creeper are of the bright lights of arenadom (and have been for ages), supporting Ice Nine Kills mightnât be its most opportune form.
That said, theyâve become the sort of band that you canât fault. From song choice to execution to the smallest bit of aesthetic coordination, gone are the days in which a loose end will errantly fall from Creeperâs form. The rush as Mistress Of Death opens establishes that good and early, and Will Gouldâs presenceâthe leather-clad, barrel-chested embodiment of a gothic rockstarâleaves it crystallised like a matt-black diamond. Itâs the incomparable storms of Blood Magick (Itâs A Ritual) or Lovers Led Astray that thrive off it the most. Not only do they bang like no oneâs business, thereâs that arena prestige that courses through them and makes them even huger. Itâs the same with The Ballad Of Spook & Mercy looming over the blanket of attentive phone lights, and the flying brick of a closer Cry To Heaven thatâs felt like a signature anthem from the second it dropped. Even without the easiest of layups theyâve had this time, Creeperâs accomplishment genuinely knows no bounds.
In any other circumstance, itâd probably be Creeperâs night to take. Yeah, their set seems to whizz by, but theyâve got more concentrated excellence than both who came before. And yet, Ice Nine Kills arenât to be outdone. In no uncertain terms, they canât be outdone. In any branch of alternative music, this is one of the most fully-formed, dynamic and straight-up incredible stage shows currently in operation. The number of jaw-dropping moments canât be overstated, not when Ice Nine Kills are constantly on the move, bringing in new elements and making the visual element of their work as strong as it can be.
Itâs the spectacle of this Grand Guignol that takes up the lionâs share of attention, too. Itâs clearly designed that way, given the opening gambit of a giant, inflatable knifeman overlooking the Co-Op Live from the back of the stage would usually be saved for later down the line. Here, though, itâs quite literally just set-dressing. Across every song, thereâs a new set of props and supporting characters introduced, fully costumed to act out whatever horror movie is being referenced at the time. So that does mean a fair number of murders, starting nice and early when a straitjacketed individual breaks from his restraints and stabs a couple of guards of Meat & Greet. (Side note: it probably works better when youâre standing dead centre, not in the seats near enough at the side of the stage, but oh well.) Whatâs good is how Ice Nine Kills never downplay how much of this is cheap schlock. With some of the sources theyâre pulling from, they couldnât anyway, but to deny the gory exploitation of it all is to severely diminish the fun.
With that being the keystone of this entire enterprise, there are way too many highlights to go through one by one. The set is built that way, where looking away for even a second is to risk missing another dismemberment, or a new axe or chainsaw wielded by frontman Spencer Charnas. When his more thespianic tendencies come through, heâll be playing Patrick Bateman in the scene parodied on Hip To Be Scared, or coming out in full, high-quality Joker cosplay on The Laugh Track. Again, you cannot deny how locked-in Ice Nine Kills are with this; the effort is absolutely through the roof. The fact that The Laugh Trackâs preceding TV spot has Matthew Lillard make an appearance would suggest a level of planning and outreach that, from the metalcore masses, youâd never even see considered.
There really is enough in the presentation alone to gush for an extended piece, but Ice Nine Kills are a musical act at the end of the day, and thus, music must be addressed. Not that thatâs any tall ask; thatâs great, too. Itâs heartwarming for a metalcore band to be in possession of such grand, effective vision in all forms, at a time when being produced with the grace of a collapsing brick wall is seen as the norm in that genre. With Ice Nine Kills, thereâs irrepressible colour and personality spraying like blood from a cut carotid, where âfunâ need not be a dirty word. Theyâve got John Christianson and Matt Appleton from Reel Big Fish with them to play trumpet and saxophone respectively; covers of Walking On Sunshine and The Impression That I Get are given prime setlist real estate. If you didnât know that Ice Nine Kills used to be a ska-punk band, they arenât keeping it a secret from you.
For metalcore as bold and brassy as this, in which entertainment value is at a premium, thereâs literally no more that the band can do. Itâs all excess, all the time, with so many points of focus that no one thing is even given the chance to become overwhelming. In terms of actual cuts, itâs illustrated perfectly by the big, bouncy roil of Ex-Mørtis, or the smoke-soaked power-balladry of A Grave Mistake, or how Welcome To Horrorwood utterly towers above all comers thanks to Mike Cortadaâs drumming. For the modern breed of arena-metal, itâs genuinely flawless stuff from front to back, and more daring from every angle. Itâs rare to have an arena show this worth getting excited about, where any corporate poly roll has been torn to shreds and the toy box has been emptied out all over the furniture. One of those toys just so happens to be a baby that gets swung around by an evil clown, affixed to the fittingly-named A Work Of Art. For a legitimately flawless set such as this, thereâs no better way to sum it up.
Words by Luke Nuttall






